Thank goodness somebody else shares my lack of humour on this! (See SciAm Blog). What is the point in making fun of peoples' religious beliefs? Evolution can be pretty funny too!!! (Especially when you include a picture of chimps holding hands, in your ECA, and get a distinction for it! :))
Could Noodly perhaps play for Everton, in a striker capacity? There's certainly a vacancy .... (another nightmare against Liverpool - although we did have 2 men sent off - and our goal was much better than any of the ones Liverpool produced!)
Another interesting opinion on the SciAm blog, is on the New Breed of Nuclear Reactors piece which appeared in the Scientific American a couple of weeks back.